An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Bhaiyya ek woh prani hai jo ki Bihar aur UP mein paya jata hai. Yeh sir pe sarson ka tel lagata hai jiski wajah se iske bal dur se chamakte hai. Yeh bilkul safed rang ki DHOTI pahenta hai aur nili safed dhariyon wala kacha pehenta hai. Yeh kacha dhoti mein se saf jhalakta hai. Yeh lal rang ke socks pehenta hai. AAjkal Mumbai aur Punjab mein iski jam kar dhulai ho rahi hai. Yeh saf safai mein bahut yakin rakhta hai. Toilet ke bd apne hath char baar dhota hai per apni GaND dhona hamesha bhul jata hai. Iski shakal iske bap se nahin milti hai. Iski shakal pados mein rehne wale kisi Sardarji se milti hai.
ReplyDeleteChori karna, daka dlna iska mukhya pesha hota hai. Inki juban bahut hi mithi hoti hai. Apne Bhai, behen ko “Tohar Bahen Ke Chodon” kahkar bulata hai. Aur apne pitaji ko “Tohar Beti ke chodon”.
Yeh train mein kabhi bhi ticket lekar nahin safar karta hai. Yeh bat aajtak koi samajh nahin paya hai ki jo Bhaiyya 4th class mein char bar fail hota hai woh Doctor, Engineer kaisi ban jata hai woh bhi flying marks ke sath.
Yeh khaini bahut khata hai aur yahan wahan thukta rehta hai.