Love

Any Man Can Love

A Million Girls

But Only A REAL MAN

Can Love One

Girl In A Million Ways…

love 3 things

love 3 things!
The sun, the moon and U!
The sun for the day,
the moon for the night and you forever!

Ladkiya

Ladkiya Pent ke Niche kya pahenti he?




Think.



Socho...



Guess...


Sochte raho...



Vikrut mind!
Ab sudharo,
Vo CHAPPAL Pahenti hai.
Andar nahi puchha tha....!

VICTORY

Champions are not supernatural,
They just fight one more second when everyone else quits,
Sometimes one more second of effort gives you the VICTORY.

Injured Phone

My phone has been injured by hutch dog on reliance road,
near airtel town.
I have an idea to admit it in a tata hospital.
Dr.Nokia say it need SMS so donate SMS.

Mahobbat

Mahabbat ko mahabbat ka ishara yaad rehta hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad raheta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me gujare he,
Mot Tak wo najara yaad rehta he.

Car

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Taare

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,
A aj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain;
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

A Police

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

I am a virus

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry
I will leave, I can't find a brain.

Life without you is impossible

Life without you is impossible,
you are in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without you,
if you are not there i am dead
ye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

terrorists

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded ransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... please donate. i have donated 15 liters.

wonderful

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

friends like you

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

Most important basis of finance

Commerce professor asks the student:
What is the most important basis
Of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Will U marry

Sood: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sood: No I will also live with your sister.

Life is nothing without LOVE

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, dear just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

love cards

Sood: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Sood: Great! I want 10 of them.

S E X

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Positive Thinking

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling.
but in rising every time we Fall.

Friendship

Feelings are few.

Cloud a dark, but sky is blue.

Love is paper, life is a glue.

Everything is false but.

Friendship is true.

Sardar

Sardar bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

Sardar: "if i knew this, i had taken a loan for my marriage also"....!

Seven phases of life

Seven phases of life



1. Studies



2. Games



3. Entertainment



4. Love



5.



6.



7.



Life ends when love starts....!!!!!

Hair Tips

How to make curly hair??
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Simple...
Wear underwear on the head.

2 Lovers

Two lovers plan to suicide. First boy jumped.
Girl closed her eyes And return bake say LOVE IS BLIND.
Boy in air open his para suit and say LOVE IS NEVER DIES.

extra care

Always take extra care of 3 things in your life...

Trust....


promise....


Relation....

Because they don't make noise when they broking.

Wife & Husband

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Englishman, Bihari & Punjabi

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

Types of Sms

• Funny Sms
• ASCII SMS
• Anniversary SMS
• April Fool SMS
• Birthday SMS
• Break Up SMS
• Christmas SMS
• Diwali SMS
• Eid Mubarak SMS
• Fathers Day SMS
• Flirt SMS
• Fool SMS
• Friendship SMS
• Greetings SMS
• Holi SMS
• Insult SMS
• Marita Woes SMS
• Missing You SMS
• Mothers Day SMS
• Naughty SMS
• New Year SMS
• Politics SMS
• Rakhi SMS
• Raksha Bandhan SMS
• Romantic SMS
• Santa Banta SMS
• Shayari SMS
  
• SmsRelated Sms
• Sorry SMS
• Students Exams SMS
• Valentine Day SMS